Lyndsay goes to Idaho

Lyndsay has gone to Idaho with Brad, Mitch, and her parents. They flew out this morning at 6:00 AM...which meant leaving the house at 4:30 to get to the airport! (ugh...)

This is the first time in over a year that Lyndsay has traveled, leaving me at home. Because of my job, it's normally the other way around. So what do I do when Lyndsay leaves? Well, the first couple hours look like various scenes from the "Home Alone" movies. I run in circles around the house yelling and screaming, just because I can. And I slap on aftershave that burns my face just so I can yell in the mirror. After that I'm pretty tired so I usually just fall in a pile on the floor and wake up several hours later in a puddle of my own drool. Then I wander over to the fridge and pull out some old cake or candy and munch on it for a while. Then I repeat the process until Lyndsay returns.

I am living proof that regardless of his state before marriage, marriage makes a man complete waste of carbon when left to fend for himself.

And I'm proud of it!