Sammy the Scarecrow

Fall is almost upon us and Lyndsay has decided to decorate.

I came home from class last night to discover this monster in my house. I was so scared I ran out of the house and sat outside for a good twenty minutes. I debated calling 911 so they could remove this stranger from inside my house.

Turns out, it was just a scarecrow. No cause for alarm, folks. Just a scarecrow.

Just a FIVE FOOT TALL SCARECROW living in MY house.



Now here's the real question. So we know where he goes for two or three months of the year. Where does he go for the other nine or ten?